NUDE PICTURES!

Okay, this one is for all the guys out there.

Apparently, this is happening a lot more than I realized. So, if you didn’t get the memo... guys, nude pictures of yourself to strangers are unwelcome.

Aside from embarrassing yourself (even if you’re hung like a horse and have great definition), you’re impressing no one.

Look at it this way, if it’s not okay to hand a nude picture of yourself to a woman on a first date, how in your right mind can you possibly believe it’s a good idea to send her a nude picture of yourself before you even get a chance to meet her?

Let’s make a bit of a joke about it... it’s bad form.

I’m kind of surprised to tell you the truth but it seems like every woman I meet who does the online dating thing has the story about some clown who sent her a nude picture... or who wanted her to be in a threesome... or who wanted to be a top to her bottom.

Listen, save yourself the trouble and the embarrassment and go over to Adult Friend Finder and see what you can scrape up. Adult Friend Finder is set up for that kind of thing, even if a women is interested in the activities described above... at least, AT THE VERY LEAST! Give her some credit for being discriminating.

C’MON!

It seems that responses to the whole man sends a nude pic of himself thing can be broken down to a few select reactions as follows:

• Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

• Rolling of the eyes, immediately dismissing the person mailing the aforementioned nudie as a loser.

• Uncontrollable giggling.

• and (in very rare instances), yum.

Believe me, from polling I’ve done, survey says, 9.5 times out of 10, IT AIN’T YUM!

So, in closing... keep it to yourself guys.

At least until you’ve gotten a woman fooled enough into buying your bs. You’ll save yourself a lot of embarrassment and keep a really ugly stereotype about our gender from being perpetuated.

And ladies, now’s the time to chime in to confirm how you feel about these things because if I‘ve got it totally wrong, well... we men would like to know. And if I’m on the money, believe me when I say nothing aside from being blunt will ever put a stop to it.

Just sayin.’ (1887 Views pre transfer)